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Norwegian Food
01:57
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I once had a dish
Or should I say
It was Rakfisk
It tasted like wood
But pretty good
Norwegian Food
She told me the cuisine is very reliant on game
I saw her a mountain hare, raised her a moose just the same
I ate Pinnekjøtt,
ate Fårikål,
ate Smalihove
We snacked upon kale
And upon quail
Endangered whale
We feasted on seal and on veal, yes we had quite a meal
I never knew Nordic cuisine carried such an appeal
And then came dessert
Oh God it hurt
It was the worst
So, now to conclude
Not to be rude
Norwegian food
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Hey Food
06:13
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Hey food, don't let it mold
Take some cold cuts and make a sandwich
Remember, put mayo on the white bread
Or you can spread it on some whole grain
Hey food, just take an egg:
You can turn it into an omelette
And on it, put peppers, onions, and cheese
And if you please, save me some bacon
And any time I make a stain
at some food chain by being too careless with the mustard
I rise up on my own two feet
and then retreat to the restroom with a spot of seltzer
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Hey food, don't let me down
I have made you, now get inside me
And stymie my interminable lust
To consume just one more pierogi
Some breaded trout, some breaded hen
Hey food, you win, I'm taking a nap upon my sofa
For well you know the Cordon Bleu
Hey food, you'll do for inducing a deep and lengthy coma
Hey food, give me a steak
crumbled bacon and chives together
Potatoes: add salt and pepper at will
And for a thrill, smother with cheddar
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom hey food
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